Jamuan Hari Raya di Penghujung Syawal

The lack of updates this past few days bukanlah disebabkan oleh aktiviti harian yang sibuk. Bahkan sebenarnya tak sibuk mana pun sepanjang berada di Taiping minggu lepas, ini hanyalah semata-mata kerana sifat malas yang hakiki.

Lepas habis kelas last friday, i went back to Opah's sebab the next day nya ada opan house di rumah Pak Lang (who lives next door to Opah).

Since i have; on several occasions ajak-ajak ayam rakan-rakan datang berkunjung ke kampung halaman, maka tak lepaskan peluang buat ini macam open house sendiri lantas jemput tanpa segan silu beberapa rakan-rakan rapat ke jamuan hari raya.

Thanks to those who came walaupun direction jalan yang diberi oleh yos truli sungguh bangsat sekali tahap ketepatannya. Namun,mereka ini sungguh cekap sekali tak perlu call 80 kali tanya arah jalan sedar-sedar dah sampai dikala tuan rumah masih di dalam persalinan baju tidur.

The first group of friends who gets the honor of meeting Her Royal Highness Opah. Sila berbangga diri.

I left my brick sized heavily discounted cheap camera in Penang. Jadi semua gambar adalah berkualiti kasihan. The best part is, tiada langsung gambar diri ini diambil ketika kejadian. T_T

Yang ada cumalah gambar random yang di snap ibarat melepaskan kentut di dalam surau.

-Din Cendol dan Laksa Pak Su turut terlibat di dalam open house tersebut

-Selain itu ada juga juadah seperti nasi ayam,lemang,rendang,kuey tiow goreng,sate etc etc.

-nampak gulungan napkin ala-ala table setting hotel itu? Ya,itu yos truli yang buat.

Sekian saja koleksi gambar open house tahun ini. Jika anda mahukan lebih banyak gambar untuk tahun hadapan sila seponser seketul kamera canggih.

On an unrelated note, waktu perjalanan balik ke Penang tadi di tol Kuala Kangsar lane tunai adalah sedikit sesak. (ok siapa nak seponser kamera boleh seponser smart tag sekali) Ketika sedang asyik beratur dengan penuh tertib,tiba-tiba sebuah asshole berupa kenderaan memotong line sewenang-wenangnya. Inilah rupa asshole tersebut;

Kita ni biar miskin tak mampu beli smart tag bang, jangan jadik bangang takde adab.

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Di Taiping Lagi.

Another week in good ol' Taiping. Unlike our last posting here, this time around there's only 7 of us in Taiping,biasanya ada berbelas-belas orang. Jadi agak kesunyian di situ.

In the morning we have the usual ward round/ bedside teaching with the surgeons. Petang pulak ada lecture. Lecture adalah di Penang,so normally we will have it through skype in the seminar room at the hospital.

But since there's only 7 of us, we decided to just skype from our hotel room.

Lecture bosan 2 jam back to back in an air conditioned hotel room plus comfortable bed? Worst.Idea.Ever.

Ini di permulaan lecture. Boleh rasakan kesungguhan yang jitu para pelajar.

After few minutes....

Then i turned around and saw this jebon.

Amboih senang hati ok siap berpeluk tubuh berdengkur tanpa was-was.

-____-"

Esok mungkin live streaming dari Ansari Cendol.

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Humble Pie

Situasi: A girl from kampung came to a specialist clinic to get her thyroid lump checked.

Mr X : Okeh,kita nak check sikit, boleh bukak tudung tak?

Girl : ermm saya segan

Mr X: bukak tudung segan, pakai ketat-ketat tak malu pulak?

*disambut hilai tawa student-student disekeliling*

I lost my respect for Mr X there and then. What happen to not imposing your belief on others? What happen to ethics and whatnot? Sure you might think its your responsibility as a Muslim to tegur. But im sure there are better ways to convey your message. You can be religious without being a jerk.

Dahlah budak perempuan tu umur sebaya dengan student sekeliling dia,kau ingat self esteem dia tak terjejas ke kena public humiliation macamtu? If it was me I'd rather die from thyroid disease daripada datang nak check kat hospital lepastu macamkan aku ni takde maruah kau nak cerca.

Then Mr X asked that girl where she come from etc etc. She told him she come from a kampung to work here in the city.

Mr X: owh this is what we call migrant worker. They come from kampung and live here without parents supervision contributing to social problems.

Judgemental much?

Kerek gila nak stereotype orang kampung macamtu. Kalau berani pergi try kutuk orang kampung depan Opah. Memang mengundang terompah atas kepala kau. I dont mind when he tortured and verbally abuse students like us. Ini memang ditakdirkan,hidup sebagai medical student memang wajibulghunnah terima cercaan dengan hati redha. But memang tak boleh terima bila kau nak rendah-rendahkan maruah orang yang tak dikenali secara public.

Elok-elok datang hospital dengan thyroid problem, balik rumah tambah plak sakit jiwa sebab stress kena hina. Somebody needs a slice of this;

ps:anggaplah cerita ini tiada kena-mengena dengan yang hidup atau yang mati. cerpen malam minggu barangkali

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Al Fatihah

"Dari Allah kita datang, kepada-Nya kita kembali"

Berita kematian datang bertimpa-timpa semenjak dua menjak ni. The first one was during Ramadhan. My childhood friend/neighbour next door when i was living in Seremban died in an accident.

Then its my cousin (from mom's side).

The third one is Cik Long. Yes,the beloved Cik Long whom i worked for.

Photo taken from this post.

Dah plan nak raya rumah Cik Long next week,tapi tak sempat jumpa. Kita merancang...

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Peristiwa Yang Menginsafkan Di Se Pertiga Malam

I slept late last night around 2 am. That's actually my normal sleeping time but last night was considered late since i have to be at the hospital by 7 am this morning. Bangun pukul 5 lebih so thats roughly about 3++ hours of sleep.

Paham tak masalah algebra yang cuba disampaikan dalam perenggan intro di atas? Tak,post ni bukan nak whining tak cukup tidur kejadah,tapi nak ceritakan pengalaman ngeri first time experience gegaran gempa bumi.

To those of you who slept like hibernating wild boars *cough*housemates*cough* there was actually an earthquake last night somewhere in indonesia. Tapi gegarannya boleh dirasai di Malaysia.

I was about to sleep that time,around 2am++ kalau tak silap. Tengah berangan-angan atas tilam tiba-tiba terasa tilam terhuyung-hayang macam dalam sampan. Disebabkan dilahirkan bersifat tahyul, of courselah assume ini gangguan syaiton. Memang sah pembaca tegar Mastika sejak darjah 2.

I slept on a matress(no bed i tell you so kesian),so ini gambaran minda sebaik merasai gegaran.

-saja lukis kaki gemuk.sedar diri.

Terbayang ada langsuir melompat-lompat atas tilam. Tapi macam tak mungkin plak,sebab langsuir ringan, and i paid RM500+ for that stupid piece of matress. Takkan tilam 500 ringgit boleh bergoncang angkara langsuir? Ini absurd.

Lepastu terus keluar bilik terdengar pintu berbunyi-bunyi. satu blok apartmen dirasakan bergegar. Terus buat kesimpulan,ini sah gempa bumi. Lantas sarung seluar yang menutup aurat lepastu ambik air sembahyang. Drama gila weh sebab terbayang kalau mati at least berpakaian sopan. Tau pulak kau nak insaf kan...

The tremor was felt for few minutes. Waktu tu terfikir nak evacuate rumah ke tak? Should i kejut my housemates first? These people i tell you,are not the easiest people to kejut. Its either i save myself or try to kejut them and later die together. Hmmm decisions,decisions.

Finally gegaran hilang,and everything went back to normal. Everyone lives happily ever after.Tamat.

Macam haram cerita earthquake. But last night's experience sungguh menggerunkan. Dahlah duduk apartment yang borderline dodgy,anytime boleh roboh. I've seen in movies where people hides under their dining table during earthquakes. I dont know how effective this is but looking at my dining table....

ini komfem mati.

To those who said i was hallucinating/high/kena sampuk/suffering a certain degree of cerebellar lesion checkout this news article from Berita Harian. At least i wasnt dramatic enough to call bomba.

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Raya Dan Aleeza Kassim

I just got back from a week long Raya holiday in Perak. Jadi adalah sungguh exhausted di situ. I was the first one to arrive at opah's house,and the last one to leave. Goes to show how much i love holidays.

Raya has been good. It wasnt as meriah as last year , tak tau sebab apa. Mungkin sekarang dah berjiwa tua.

But the food was even better than last year's, rumah opah as usual ada soto for first raya. Followed by briyani kambing on the second day. Pak Lang next door had KFC for first raya and laksa + sate for second day. I am now at least 5 kilos heavier.

-2 people didnt get the wear dark/blue colour memo

Tahun ini sesi bergambar perasan artis diteruskan lagi. The sawah that we went to last year tidak fotogenik tahun ini sebab takde padi. Petani cuti barangkali. So we headed to Kuala Kangsar for some major camwhoring.

Mula-mula nak ambik gambar depan Masjid Ubudiah,but there were too many people at the mosque. No,those people were not there to sembahyang. They were taking photos too -_-"

So lokasi penggambaran dijalankan di kawasan sekitar.

On the first day of raya, all the ladies (from aunties to nieces) bersepakat untuk memakai jubah hitam untuk memberi aura muslimah serba kudus. But the men decided not to adopt this funeral-friendly look.

-all black abaya. Al-Arqam chic.

I had so much fun stuffing my face with good food. And duit raya this year menunjukkan peningkatan tetapi seakan tidak bermakna kerana timing belt kereta nak kena tukar dah tu T_T

TV stations tahun depan silalah terbitkan rancangan-rancangan yang kelakar dan menggambarkan suasana raya sikit. Ni semua channel cerita hantu. TV3 (ke astro?) lagi daring, petang-petang tayang cerita Susuk lengkap dengan scene Aleeza Kasim mandi swimming pool tunjuk lurah. Buat penat memburu lailatulqadar.

Akibat cerita TV yang tak mesra kanak-kanak, terpaksa ulang pasang cerita Rapunzel 7 kali.

-cool kids with 3D glasses watching aleeza kassimRapunzel

Sekarang semua lagu dan dialog dalam cerita Rapunzel sudah dihafal. If you go to Penang and by any chance meet someone fat singing songs from Rapunzel movie,you know who that is.

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