Menyambut Hari Lahir Bersama Datin Paduka Rosmah Mansor

Thanks to those who sent me warm wishes on le birthday. Wanted to reply personally to each of you guys, but there's just too many so ini kira sekali harung cakap tenkiu saya terharu hiba di atas ingatan dari anda semua. Wah gaya artis.

-some of it

To be honest, birthdays are not something that my family celebrate. Yes, we are cheapskate like that. Other than reminding you that you are older but still the very same loser from few years ago,it's just another day,no? But i did went out with my brothers,had dinner at Murni lepastu jalan-jalan KL tengah-tengah malam tengok Melayu mabuk depan club. Bukan dalam club. Depan. Dekat luar. Di kaki lima.

Sebab diri ini terlalu ulu dan tak pernah ke Pavilion maka abang mithali bawak kereta lalu depan Pavilion. Depan. Tak masuk pun sebab dah tutup. T_T

And special tenkiu to the uber sweet housemates who bought me this;

FYI i am over my milo ais phase. Now im into Ribena,like really into it. Ok fine, im obsessed. Sanggup drive thru McDonalds pukul 2 pagi sebab nak beli Ribena large. Terkesima kakak kaunter. So long McD, ill bancuh my own Ribena from today onwards.

Then i went out to RedBox with a couple of friends. Aaaannnddd look what i found on the singers' name list;

Tajuk lagu: If Tomorrow Never Comes. Sesiapa yang ke RedBox jangan lupa nyanyi lagu ini. Boleh tahan sedap suara Datin Seri.

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Home

Paeds rotation is finally over. The OSCE was a disaster but whatever. Im not gonna lose any sleep over it, in fact i'll sleep more. That's my coping mechanism. T__T

Like last year, i booked a return flight ticket home. Because after all the whirlwind there's only one place to be- di bawah lindungan ketiak ibubapa.

Tapi flight kali ni boarding dah on time,kapal terbang tak gerak pulak. Rupa-rupanya they were trying to locate one passenger who's not supposed to be on that flight. Macamana boleh ada penumpang tak sepatutnya dalam flight? i thought you have to got through the boarding gate and all?? Ini bukan Transnasional. Dahlah perasaan frust menonggeng lepas exam belum reda tiba-tiba ada orang macamni buat hal dalam flight. Buang masa tahu?

But they manage to sort it out and lucky for them my siku did not land on anybody's face.

Have a good weekend everyone!

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My New iPhone

Yesterday was housemate's birthday. We bought kek 'rojak' from Secret Recipe because it's cheaper that way. You get 8 different flavours and pay less than 50 ringgit for it. Orang miskin selera besar memang macamni.

This birthday marks the end of his quarter life crisis. He decided to move the humongous fish tank in his bedroom to the living room. And now my two precious kura-kura are swimming happily in their upgraded habitat. Tiz is clearly loving it since she is now a fatass and cant fit into the old tank anymore.

There was no hoohah party since next week is going to be our end of block exam. Tapi tak party pun bukannya bukak buku dan buat perbincangan ilmiah, we end up playing this new awesome game; Draw Something.

Everyone needs to play this game because Temple Run is so 2 months ago. In this game you have to draw (DUH!) anything that depicts the word that you've chosen then the other player will try to guess what the hell it is. The best part is you can play with anyone who is online.

And when they say DRAW something,you freaking draw lah. Dont be like this loser;

Orang lain took their time to lukis nicely but you didnt even try pfft. Lemme show you how its done:

-in case you dont know already, the word is Angelina. that is one ugly Angelina,i know T_T

Ok this one's better. The word is Lady.

But not all words are easy to be drawn. Sometimes the choice of words they give...aiyoh. Even Picasso will give up. Its best to play on iPad daripada iPhone sebab iPhone skrin kecik bila kena lukis perkataan 'Carwash' kau memang rasa nak rebus iPhone tu susah gila hoih jejari tak berapa nak runcing.

Obviously the iPad isnt mine. All my life i only own 1 Apple product. Which is my phone.

No, really.It's Apple.

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You ada iPhone? iPun ada okkayyy.

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Worthless Wednesday

I've read somewhere on the net that if you want to know what people reaaaalllly look like,dont look at their profile picture. Look at their tagged photos.

Luckily, i've set mine to private lol.

Most of my tagged photos were taken during my school years and early uni days. Jadi gambar-gambar yang di-tag sama ada muka penuh jerawat macam mak lampir disimbah asid ataupun gambar ketika kurus circa berat bawah 60kg. Either way,its painful to look at.

haihhhhhhh

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Fatass to Badass (or the other way around)

My housemate showed me a picture from our trip to Oslo centuries ago and pointed out the fact that i was slimmer then compared to now.

Translate: "naharomm gemuk sial kau sekarang".

I get the message;loud and clear.But trying to stay kurus in Malaysia is almost impossible. I've written in one blog post about my plan to shed some weight (siap beli kasut baru lagi kau) but guess what? Sekali berhenti jogging dan terbiasa manjakan diri dengan tidur petang membawa padah. Sejak berhenti bersenam tempohari memang terus simpan kasut sukan baru berkilat itu di bawah sinki. -__-"

Sesungguhnya istiqamah itu tidak mudah.

Fenomena penambahan berat badan secara melampaui batas ini sememangnya bergantung pada gaya hidup secara keseluruhan. I mean, waktu di Dublin dulu pun memang tahap senaman di kadar minima. Manakan tidak, hobi bermain tenis cuma kekal seminggu lepastu simpan raket bawah katil. Nampak pattern habit si gemuk yang tiada komitmen hidup di situ?

But thing is, di obersi i did not own a car. Jadi kehidupan seharian dipenuhi dengan aktiviti berjalan kaki.

-berjalan ke lecture hall,first year.

Kadang-kadang ulang-alik rumah ke uni 4 kali sehari cincai kira 2 jam jalan kaki. Jadi sebenarnya small steps like jalan kaki instead of naik kereta memang contribute ke arah mengekalkan berat badan unggul. Takpayah kau nak gigih lari marathon 14km hari-hari.

Dari segi pemakanan juga begitu. Diet yang serba zuhud saban hari memang menyumbang juga. Makan secara mewah cuma bila melancong saja.

-italy

-morocco

-paris

Tapi pulang dari melancong ini dia menu di hari biasa;

-kau tengok alas periuk bekas telur DIY tu pun dah putus selera.

Pemegang syer terbesar saham lemak di badan ini ialah tauke gerai nasi campur. Makanan di Malaysia adalah terlalu senang dijumpai, harga murah pulak tu kalau nak compare dengan di obersi dulu.

Dalam piramid makanan karbohidrat perlu banyak diikuti dengan protein. Tapi masalahnya ayam goreng di gerai nasi kandar dia bagi whole chicken leg instead of normal drumstick so according to my logic a.k.a fatass' logic, you just have to modify your food intake supaya masih menepati nisbah piramid makanan.

See? I totally adhere to the food pyramid,only that it's a supersized version.Now that i've recognised the problem , i shall say no to nasi kandar for dinner. Lunch mungkin boleh dipertimbangkan lagi huehue. Memang frust ok bila sanggup tahan taknak beli pakaian baru sebab konon nak tunggu badan kembali kurus tapi ibarat menunggu Nora Danish masuk meminang. To give you the idea how kurus i used to be lemme show you koleksi gambar retro zaman muda-mudi;

-dekat Paris disneyland sewaktu muka masih runcing seperti Anita Sarawak selepas wudhuk.

-sebelum balik Malaysia. kemeja putih itu kini tidak dapat dibutang lagi T_T

-Amsterdam. Jeans saiz 28. Sekarang dah jadi alas kaki.

-salah satu jeans favourite. Kini cuma mampu sarung ke sepertiga paha.

Sekembalinya ke Malaysia 2/3 koleksi baju dan seluar tidak mampu untuk menampung tubuh mungil ku lagi. Rasa nak pitam tengok gambar sendiri yang diambil di Pulau Perhentian tempoh hari......

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T__________T

Sometimes it only takes one (or two) bad photo to kickstart a healthier lifestyle. Here's to regular exercise and istiqamah!

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Mengapa Saya Suka Kampung Saya

Sejak mula semester tak pernah dapat can balik hujung minggu akibat tuntutan hidup yang mendesak. Last weekend akhirnya nekad untuk pulang ke kampung walaupun tahu kalau dah balik kampung probability untuk study adalah senipis kulit bawang. Ecewah macam lah study kalau tak balik pun

-__-"

Bukan derhaka taknak balik Nilai,tapi kos pergi balik Nilai dari Penang dah dekat 200 ringgit, memang tak mampu la hoi nak amalkan selalu. Balik kampung tol 8 ringgit je.Besides it's been a while since i visited Opah and Atuk.

Few reasons why i just love going back to my kampung, reason pertama haruslah kerana di kampung boleh dapat makanan lazat.

-ok main tipu kejap. Ini makan dekat Ipoh tapi cincai kira kampung jugak la tu.

Reason kedua ialah the familiar faces;

Saudara rapat yang membesar dan berhingus bersama. Ini saudara yang jenis kalau datang rumah bagi salam 2 kali tak jawab kau boleh terjah terus masuk dapur dia cedok nasik dan habiskan lauk semalam. We are close liddat.

Tapi daya tarikan utama pulang ke kampung adalah wanita ini;

Tahukah perasaan dimanjakan oleh nenek kandung ialah perasaan yang paling bahagia sekali? My favourite moment with Opah ialah setiapkali breakfast. Opah will goreng mee/meggi whatever is there in her kitchen lepastu dia tak makan pun but we'll sit together at the table and she would watch me eat. Lepastu kita sembang-sembang like a BFF awwhhhhh.

She knows a lot of things,last time she told me about this jiran kampung who got Thalassemia disease, ada orang kampung mati dekat hospital sebab kena patuk ular dan bermacam lagi isu kesihatan penduduk kampung Kroh Hulu. Lepastu waktu tengok Keeping Up with the Kardashian tiba-tiba Opah kata "adik-beradik deme ni gemor kawen sama negro yek?". Terkesima kejap nenek aku tengok channel E *pitam*.

But if there is any granny who can keep up with the Kardashians,it's her. Ini belum kira pengetahuan am pasal drama melayu,sinetron dan gosip artis.

Also we have a new addition to the family...

-newborn kittens

-the not so newborn.muka tak puashati akibat diabaikan.

Here is a lousy video of one of the kitten being disrespectful and ignoring us.

Actually i have a couple more videos which are of better quality, but unfortunately my cousin wasnt wearing her tudung in those videos. If you want to watch those videos, you'd have to marry her first. And trust me, you dont want to do that to yourself.

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Penguin Ganas Dan Mee Sotong Yang Lazat

A short pictorial update because im so malas nowadays. And since instagram is so popular among muda-mudi masakini, allow me to jump on the hipster bandwagon. This series of random pictures were taken using my il cheapo super discounted camera phone which i bought from a kiosk in Tesco Seremban hence the shiteous quality. I've been eyeing this camera Nikon 1 (white colour for those of you wondering what to get for my birthday this year) for a long time, but i cant rationalize spending 2k+ on a camera.

But my birthday is on 1st April....so yeah..

To show that i did put in some effort into this half assed attempt at updating my blog, i edited these photos using Picnik. *lame* -_______-"

Taken during my group discussion di awal rotation, di saat semua orang masih berkobar. Setelah 4 minggu buat paediatric, kini sendu.

Pancake fondue dekat Paddington House of Pancake. Waktu ni demam tapi walaupun demam, batuk, pening mahupun sawan selera makan tak pernah terjejas Alhamdulillah .

*bersandar sambil gentel lemak perut*

I was bored during one of the teaching sessions at hospital, so i gave Mr Pingu a makeover- Jersey Shore style. He's more badass now and less children-friendly.

Mee sotong Padang Kota Lama. Sedap gila hoi walaupun kedai dodgy nak mampus. Selalunya kedai yang buruk tu la yang makanan sedap. I have a theory; food tastes better when you are eating near a longkang.

Dan mee sotong tidak lengkap tanpa segelas coconut shake di sisi.

Sekian.

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