Toyota Wish Dari Neraka

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If you've read this post im sure you know how much i loathe Penang drivers. I mean seriously everyone here should re-enroll themselves in driving school,that way we can cut down next year's Ops Sikap mortality rate by at least 68%.

Petang tadi myself and few friends went to Gurney to have early dinner sebab konon plan nak balik awal study untuk final exams. We went to Teppanyaki which by the way serves the most shiteous food we've ever tasted. The drinks itself is freakin expensive,dahlah nama air Black Temptation. Sumpah geli. But that is not the point of this post.

Ni yang nak cerita nih,

On the way balik ke rumah macam biasa lah jalanraya time-time petang komfem ramai gila sampai jam. Jalan nak masuk ke area rumah pulak ada satu simpang dengan traffic light jahanam yang hijau 30 saat sahaja. Maka line di traffic light itu adalah maha panjang. Siap boleh nyanyi 3 lagu sementara nak tunggu turn jalan. Lagu Leona Lewis, Mizz Nina dengan apetah lagi satu.

Eh terpesong.

Ok back to the story.... Bila dah hijau je tiba-tiba ada satu kereta Toyota Wish mencilok di depan. I was like "beyotch gila kau orang dah beratur lama gila kau nak potong line ngalahkan anak raja". Lepastu boleh plak si cibai ini berhenti secara mengejut tengah-tengah simpang waktu lampu trafik tengah HIJAU. Bodoh ke bangang ni?

Ditambah dengan faktor hujan renyai,maka kami sekereta mencium bumper belakang kereta Toyota Wish jahanam itu.

Kerosakan minima yang dialami oleh Toyota Wish dari neraka;

Ketika ditanya mengapa beliau memandu sebegini gampang? Alasan yang diberikan adalah sebab nak cepat pergi dinner. Wehhhhhhh kisah plak aku kau tak makan lagi????

Dasar $%^$!@#@$#%

Raut wajah pesalah

Biodata- Nama: Mrs K

Bangsa: Cina

Personaliti: Annoying

Tuan punya kereta; Saudari Dyla sedang menghubungi ejen insurans beliau

Beberapa lama selepas itu,suami beliau datang to the rescue cause bitch clearly couldnt think of any solutions. Surprisingly si suami was a very pleasant young man, and he gave us two options. Either bayar at least 700 ringgit or go to police station and make report. We choose the latter. Because either way we still have to pay sebab kita yang melanggar walaupun dia yang drive macam cilaka. At least kalau pegi balai kena bayar maximum 300 ringgit.

And 700 ringgit = one month scholarship, jadi kalau bayar dia 700 ringgit,bulan depan nak makan langsir?

So off we went to balai polis. Since i am the only accomplished writer (ehemm) among us 5, i was given the responsibility to write the report.

Obviously,the best police report ever written in Malaysia.

Moral of the story, do not drive in Penang during maghrib. Should've just stayed at Gurney and karaoke instead.

owh and the policeman is from Pilah. so saman cumalah rm120 sahaja hahahaha

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